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"MITT IS TOAST" - Now we all know who 47% hater Willard M Romney truly is. Before it was more speculation, now it is the naked truth.


TAGS: mitt romney toast 47 meme
Rating: 2.55/5

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RonaldReagan - September 1, 2015, 9:20 am
Jeb Bush is Mitt 2.0
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:35 am
150 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!


MITT ROMNEY CAMPAIGN SAYS - "We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers.”


TAGS: mitt romney fact checkers lies ryan
Rating: 2.48/5

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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:29 pm
If you were truly part of the thinking class, you wouldn't vote for either.
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:44 am
128 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!
GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 8:29 am
I bet your mother wonders what you do in the basement to get all these royality checks..
marms - September 15, 2012, 8:26 am
This poster is doing great! Still number 1 on the Politifake "The h** List" 10 days after creating it ... Thanks for the support :)
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 7:41 pm
Click the viral b***on on the left... Let us know when you find one of yours..
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 7:28 pm
Only that many idiots on the web site?
marms - September 7, 2012, 9:47 am
I found this poster posted on "I will vote for Obama in 2012". It was shared 4,482 time in a 24 hour period http://www.facebook.com/james.dieterich#!/pages/I-will-vote-for-Obama-in-2012/109880029049898
JGalt - September 5, 2012, 11:31 pm
Actually the fact-checkers give "pants on fire" only to liberals and hardly ever for the most egregious liberal lies- which shows there is a double-standard...
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 6:53 pm
Did Fauxnews just say that?
fauxnews - September 5, 2012, 5:09 pm
I did. A liberal website. Glad to know where you get your info. Also the same website has a great piece about Ryan and Romney's RNC lie. So far they are leading with more lies and no bounce from RNC. Thanks for the link.
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 12:13 pm
You should check the link before you act so uniformed... VIRAL SMACKDOWN
marms - September 5, 2012, 12:06 pm
You too should check your facts first. Fact: Almost every media outlet around the world fact-checked what was said at the NRC, & they all came up with the same conclusion. Many lies & half truths. It's not a smart thing to do when the world is watching.
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:39 am
Those crazy Rightwingers at NPR
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:39 am
http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2012/09/05/160591872/democrats-unleashed-some-dubious-or-misleading-claims-fact-checkers-say?ft=1&f=1001&sc=tw&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:33 am
Why should you let FACTS make your liberal head explode?


HINDSIGHT - IS ALWAYS TWENTY / TWENTY BUT REPUBLICAN FORESIGHT LOOKS LIKE CRAP!




SILLY 47% - 53% OF THE MONEY IS FOR THE RICHEST 1%


TAGS: mitt romney money 47 rich
Rating: 2.65/5

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marms - October 23, 2012, 7:21 am
112 shares! Woot! Thanks for the siupport!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 9:33 pm
Funny... All I see is a punked kid with a Translator ring from his cereal box.... Keep s****** that koolaid like the champ you are....
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:07 pm
Okay, gotta go. Kicking Groucho's a$s gets old after awhile (too easy). See ya in a few weeks, peeps! Time to do some campaigning. To the rest of you... you won't win an election hanging out here all day. Remember that. Peace out! See you in a month. X-D
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:02 pm
TRANSLATION: (Groucho) I am a terrible liar.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:01 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): Funny how I trip over my own tongue here... kinda like how Ryan did when bumbling over his lack of knowledge on Afghanistan. Doh!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 7:01 pm
I project nothing... You're no different than any other lib that had their b***s kicked here and elsewhere...
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm
Funny how you trip over the libs here... Odd that...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): Wish I had a life too. Oh, well, back to trolling!
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): I am projecting.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
I guess this means you've either grown a brain in the last week or you're leaving?
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
Understood. Glad to hear it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm

I stand up to Groucho plenty. But I do it without using playground tactics. How old are you?
crankyhead - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
The best way, IMO, is to turn them into adults, by using the power of logic, to get them interested in wanting to learn for themselves, how to use logic. Obviously, (and hopefully, I'm not stating a dubious premise here :P) some cases are hopeless.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
Seriously... You need thicker skin...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
Nah, I promised Mooooo that I would help him make this site more peaceful. I can't do anything about you, teabagger, but while I am out campaigning, you are busy trolling this site since that's all you are good at.HAHA
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
You don't like the "Democrat" sal Alinsky method? Odd that
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:57 pm
Yup, Obama is smashing Romney in the polls. Need a tissue?
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:57 pm
Understandable. Peace is never a bad thing. Okay, gotta go. Out to do some campaigning. See you in a few weeks. Peace bro!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:56 pm
I've noticed you scaled back when bam bam got his a** handed to him... Follow the polls much?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:56 pm

Groucho is on his way to getting himself banned permanently. And if you keep fighting his fire with fire you'll not be far behind him. I'm not asking you to leave him alone, just lay off the insults. (Especially the p******** stuff).
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
Shame you can only bring adolescent insults... Facts not so much... Sorry, but remember this, you embody the entirety of your only "insult" towards me... Remember to smile
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:54 pm
P.S. By the way....saw that your boy Ryan was annihilated by Biden the other night. Need a tissue? LOL.. Better warm up your worn out knee pads. Ryan is in need of your lovin' after that beat down.Later teabagger. Clean yourself boy,you got teabagged.X-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:54 pm

I am probably one of the least sensitive people you could ever meet. And I've got plenty of backbone. But the site rules forbid attacking people, and that's what matters here. I do not co-own politifake (I never said I did) I am the partner at religifake
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:52 pm
Okay, have fun. Back to campaigning. Will drop in to say "Hi!" in a few weeks. Later! :-)
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
But once in a while it wouldn't kill you to grow a backbone. Groucho is a wimp and can't stand up to a good smackdown when he gets one. Never hurts him to occasionally remind him (and bullies like him) of that. Like Biden did to Ryan. Nuff said.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:49 pm
So, I agree with your over all sentiment. That's why I can go for weeks without being here while Groucho can't go a day or two without being here. For the sake of peace, it's good to take a break from here and let the trolls duke it out.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:48 pm
If you are really a co-owner of this site, you would've spoken to Mr.M months ago about banning Groucho for good for his chronic harassment. The fact that you haven't speaks volumes about you as his enabler.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:47 pm
So I understand your point. It's a good one. But you embrace the opposite extreme and become an enabler... will encourages Groucho just as much as people who provoke him...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:46 pm
Nah, you're a just being overly sensitive. And once I say my peace I move on. Groucho is addicted to this place. There lies the difference. But you are entitled to your opinion. So we just might have to agree to disagree. Peace out
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:45 pm
...but once in awhile you have to DO WATCHA GOTTA DO (what Biden did the other night) and put bullies and liars in their place. That's the real world. If you can't do that, then get out of the way.... or you will get steamrolled by those who have the will
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:44 pm

There are proper ways to deal with children on the Internet. Sinking to their level isn't one of them. I'm starting to think that you're provoking him because you enjoy the insult tossing. I KNOW that's why he does it.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:41 pm
Not too worried. Only one way to treat a pathetic bully like Crotcho. When they attack, you hit back... but much MUCH harder. If you want to be his doormat, that's your choice. I've scaled back my presence on here in light of your goal to keep peace...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:39 pm

FFS. You're not acting any better than he does right now. Try being the bigger man.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:34 pm
And while the rest of us are too busy campaigning to take the time to respond to the teabagger, he is stuck here on Politifake because the *** offender list he is on forbids him from leaving his mom's basement.LOL. Say hi to Chris Hansen for us.X-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 9:30 am

I came here out of curiosity.....I stay just to annoy you.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 8:36 am
Seriously... What are you doing on this forum? You're the one lacking...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 12:57 am

Really?....You just don't get this. Your brand of "debate" has no place in polite society.
GrouchoMarxist - October 11, 2012, 11:39 pm
That was a compliment
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 10:09 pm

What part of "no personal attacks" do you not understand Groucho?. I swear you're trying to get yourself banned permanently.
GrouchoMarxist - October 11, 2012, 8:49 pm
Shame it's only among stupid moonbats like yourself that s****** koolaid
ughomer - October 11, 2012, 2:38 pm
Chin up, Marms. Done gud on this. 114 shares (plus mine).
marms - October 2, 2012, 9:16 pm
100 shares in 10 days! Thanks!
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 8:43 am
Maybe you should get a job.
marms - September 25, 2012, 1:58 am
I love the sound of desperate Mitt-Tard Trolls in the morning :)
arnnatz - September 25, 2012, 12:50 am
Hey, marms, walmart is running a special on tin foil. Make some pretty nice liberal hats
knucklesworth - September 24, 2012, 10:55 pm
NAME ME ONE CANDIDATE THAT WOULDN'Y TAKE 53% OF THE VOTE VS 47?
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 9:54 pm
Don't confuse the moonbat with facts
foxrecon19d - September 24, 2012, 9:53 pm
actually, 75% of America's tax burden is for the richest 1%
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
Don't you hate the ring that paper hat leaves on your head?


OBAMA VS ROMNEY - Giant douche VS Turd Sandwich




REPEAL OBAMATAX - Romneycare was the desire of the voters, Obamacare was done against the will of the voters. Romneycare was done after he'd balanced the state budget, Obamacare was done in a budgetary nightmare.




OR OPTION "B" - COME DOWN WITH A 2 MONTH CASE OF LARYNGITIS


TAGS: mitt romney gaffe fail laryngitis
Rating: 2.7/5

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GrouchoMarxist - December 28, 2013, 1:12 pm
Remember when he said, "If you like your plan you can keep it"?
fauxnews - September 21, 2012, 3:59 pm
Great point, mate. Romney lies in public and then says how he really feels in private. Tell me again why should trust him when he knows the cameras are rolling? Rubbish
HRoark - September 21, 2012, 3:43 pm
I would like for you to demonstrate how Obama is looking our for me. In context, Romney wasn't worried about getting their votes. Earlier this year he said the poor have a safety net and that he needs to worry about the middle class.
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:51 pm
TRANSLATION: It hurts my feelings when you are right and I am wrong. Time for a good'ole red herring. Here's hoping no one will notice my lame attempt to change the subject with a distraction, albeit a lame one. Here goes nothing! *prays*
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
His job is not president. His job is to try to get the presidency for now. Obama's job is supposed to be president, but he can't stay away from golf and partying with celebs.
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:27 pm
Isreal will always be a friend of Isreal.... Those guys LOL
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 5:44 pm
You're a liar, mate. He didn't say that. EXACT QUOTE:“47 percent of the people”will vote for Obama “no matter what.”“My job is not to worry about those people." He's running for President. The job of President is care about ALL America.Not just his voters
HRoark - September 20, 2012, 5:13 pm
Those of us with jobs and that create jobs remember it! Besides, what is wrong with stating the truth, he didn't say they don't matter, he said they will probably vote to maintain not paying income tax.
fauxnews - September 20, 2012, 12:12 pm
Nope mate. Neither does anyone else. They are too preoccupied with Romney's "47% of America doesn't matter" gaffe to care. (chuckle)
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 8:13 am
Remember when he said, "You didn't build this?"


'IF I WERE MEXICAN' - 'I'd Have A Better Shot At Winning This' ~ Mitt Romney




MOVING DAY - January 21, 2013


TAGS: obama romney 2012 election biden
Rating: 4.58/5

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Scramblus - September 9, 2013, 5:33 pm
how'd that work out?
OlderThanDirt - October 10, 2012, 9:10 am
OMG. Love it!
KALKAM - October 9, 2012, 8:15 pm
Eviction day November 6
vbattaile - October 9, 2012, 6:19 pm
HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


FLIP-FLOP OF THE YEAR - Obama: “For 18 months, he’s been running on this tax plan. And now, five weeks before the election, he’s saying his big, bold idea is ‘never mind.’”


TAGS: mitt romney obama flip flop quote
Rating: 2.33/5

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:11 pm
And yet you are the one who resorts to name calling , making youself look bad.
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:28 am
51 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!
GrouchoMarxist - October 4, 2012, 8:40 pm
d***... I've never any moonbat drink that much koolaid.
GrouchoMarxist - October 4, 2012, 8:38 pm
Did somebody's wil babababa bamster get b**** slapped?
arnnatz - October 4, 2012, 7:43 pm
obama is one of the few americans that even has a job thanks to harry reid and obama
arnnatz - October 4, 2012, 7:43 pm
or better yet, send obama to china and see if he can spend them into bankruptcy
arnnatz - October 4, 2012, 7:41 pm
as opposed to a tighter?
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 6:04 pm
Obummer for President of Kenya
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:59 pm
Great Job Mr. President! Now let him have both barrels in the final debate.
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:59 pm
YES! Send Mittens to China and let him try his Bain Capital plans there and see how much of his $$ he can take out of China!
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:58 pm
I hope so too. I could tell he knew Mittens was not telling the truth and I hope he kept his backup ammunition to throw all he can on the next debate.
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:58 pm
I hope so too. I could tell he knew Mittens was not telling the truth and I hope he kept his backup ammunition to throw all he can on the next debate.
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:57 pm
We must re-elect the president. He works for all Americans, not just the 1% who are able to use tax loopholes to avoid paying taxes. Mittens will push the tax burden to the working calls as proven by Tax Policy Center Organization.
89flowers - October 4, 2012, 3:49 pm
He is a looser
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 3:39 pm
Poor Barry.... He was missing his Teleprompter. Uh, um, um, uh, um..........
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 3:37 pm
Send Barry Soetoro back to Kenya
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 3:36 pm
Libtards are sore losers
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 3:36 pm
Mr Resident. Empty Chair, Empty Suit
Bandit5906 - October 4, 2012, 3:16 pm
Sorry ladies, that was everything the president had! Empty suit and empty head!
bigmama19552001 - October 4, 2012, 2:58 pm
In round two of the next debate I sure hope Obama come at this idiot with everything he got and show him no mercy. Just hit him hard with all the facts you know. He is still hiding info about his taxes and so much more.Obama put that liar to shame.
bigmama19552001 - October 4, 2012, 2:50 pm
Mr. President from what I could see Romney was trying to make you mad but you kept your cool. It's a shame big bird is not even safe. This man is a joke. I sure hope you win this election. They might be saying Romney won the debate but not in my eyes.
Sherin - October 4, 2012, 2:20 pm
Mr. President you were very respectful to the Americans but you need to fight for us and protect us from this liar the country can't afford one like him he will fire all of us even the BIGBIRD! He needs to find a job somewhere else may be China.


MR. FANTASTIC - Is Mitt Romney Reed Richards???




THE BIGGEST GAFFE EVER - AND THE EXACT MOMENT IN HISTORY WHEN . . . WILLARD M. ROMNEY LOST THE 2012 ELECTION


TAGS: willard mitt romney election gaffe
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GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:11 pm
You mean like the people the cling to guns and religion, or the you didn't build it crowd, or maybe the people bam bam doesn't think pay their fair share?
HRoark - September 18, 2012, 4:12 pm
How is Romney regretting saying this? He said he stood by the statement. I can say real conservatives are quite happy for him speaking the truth, on the free-loaders and Libyans.
freasy - September 18, 2012, 2:43 pm
Its true, and I will be voting against the communist
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:45 am
Agreed. After the Libya gaffe and now this, I'd say he's "overdone." No one likes an over-cooked, dry turkey.LOL
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:44 am
When Romney himself regrets saying this and when Romney's own campaign is trying feverishly to make this ALL go away. In other words, when it is costing you the election according to conservatives AND liberals alike.LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 9:23 am
The 53% are going to work now... You later... Oh BTW... Many of those 47's know obama won't create a job for them either.
deerbag2 - September 18, 2012, 9:21 am
Stick a fork in him, he's done.
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:34 am
When is stating the truth a gaff?


WHO SHOULD RUN THE COUNTRY? - Some decisions are just easy


TAGS: obama romney
Rating: 4.21/5

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StoneTools - September 27, 2013, 11:51 am
since when is politifact.org a non-liberal site? Even they poopooed your crap, but you still just do the "oooooh, shiny" thing.
StoneTools - September 27, 2013, 11:50 am
Oh, and what party would that be? The one toeing the party line is you and the rest of the libs. You can't even back your own statements (although they are quoted almost verbatim from lefty blogs and "news" sites like MSLSD.
Renza - September 27, 2013, 11:36 am
ST, you are a party line.
StoneTools - September 27, 2013, 10:52 am
You do well at spouting party line bs. Did you ever really research Bain Capital to see how they worked and their success stories. Or even why the companies that went bankrupt did so? Even factcheck.org had to admit to flaws in the left's stories
Renza - September 27, 2013, 2:35 am
Pretty sure Romney only qualifies as a successful business man in that he's accumulated personal wealth. Sounds like he pretty well shafted about anything he's ran.
Scramblus - September 27, 2013, 1:28 am
in what sense is he a failed lawyer? I don't like him but he appears to have been pretty succesful prior to entering politics.
littlespott - October 24, 2012, 5:46 pm
Failed lawyer:Successful President Successful businessman: Failed Presidential Candidate


"ETCH-A-SKETCH" OR "FLIP FLOP" ? -




ROBAMNEY 2012 - Choice of the elites.




CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE? - HINT: One is a bloodsucking, pathologically insecure imp who would betray his own kind for power and the allure of gold... ...the other is Gollum from Lord of the Rings.




WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOSS,JAY ???? - Jay Carney said Monday that "the issue here is one of transparency. An important tradition that allows the American people to get a sense of a candidate's background."




VOTING REPUBLICAN - One way or another, it's all about ruining lives.


TAGS: republicans 1 2012 romney rednecks
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JGalt - December 27, 2013, 11:19 pm
when you realize both sides suck, you'll have taken a major step in recognizing what needs to be fixed with this country.
rockfan5 - February 3, 2013, 10:04 am
Also sadly, if you tax corporations, they can just go back and raise prices on you. So either way you dont win.
realogic - December 5, 2012, 7:59 pm
This is sadly quite true. Corporations own everything and it's done thru extensive lobbying. It's a fact of life and the only reason corporations hate Obama was because he was going to tax them. Instead as usual everyone else pays. Status-quo guys.


HORSES AND BAYONETS - Yes, Mr. president, we DO still use them.


TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses debate
Rating: 4.7/5

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JGalt - October 25, 2012, 7:03 am
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/west-bayonets-horses-obama/2012/10/23/id/461211
crankyhead - October 24, 2012, 5:20 pm
I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 8:58 pm
Keep pulling for the killer loser
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 8:36 pm
You stay classy there Grouchy.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:25 pm
A significant number of dead ones the last 4 years
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:34 pm
What about infantrymen? Is there a significant increase in their numbers since 1919? ;)
thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 6:32 pm
I have no problems with cranky. ;) But the fact is... we have more bayonets now then it 1919. Horses...not so much.
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
So basically, this poster is just agreeing with what he already said. And I'm pretty sure, nobody has an answer to that. =)
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:29 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover wouldn't have an answer, no... but I do. Obama said "fewer horses and bayonets", implying that at least one horse and bayonet are still in use.
KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 6:21 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover would have no answer for this poster...with your permission I would like to print a bunch of these up and redistribute them for free among a few DNC strongholds...this is my favorite...


BIG BIRD'S ANSWER TO THE ROMNEY-RYAN BUDGET -




OBAMACARE, ROMNEYCARE - Same circus, different clowns


TAGS: romneycare
Rating: 4.24/5

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Reality Lord - July 30, 2013, 6:59 am

nailed it


MITT & RYAN FORGOT ONE THING - Back in the 1950s, the tax rate for the very rich was over 90% Mitt & Ryan plan a major tax rate cut for the rich to less than 1%




I'LL TAKE A MORMON OVER A MORON! - Vote Romney, B.O. Stinks!




CHOOSING THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS? - How is choosing evil working out for you?




"ROMNEY'S GREATEST FEAR" - Now that Mitt 's campaign is all about Paul Ryan "Damage Control" The RNC Delegates are bailing on him for a Ron Paul nomination




PAUL RYAN DAMAGE CONTROL - MITT 'S CAMPAIGN WENT FROM THE ECONOMY & JOBS TO SALVAGING THE MIDDLE CLASS, SENIORS & WOMEN VOTE


TAGS: mitt romney paul ryan vote
Rating: 2.32/5

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RonaldReagan - January 9, 2014, 5:06 pm
RINO is another name for RYAN


ROMNEY IS THE ANTI-REAGAN - Voting AGAINST Reagan, as Romney did, is sort of a dead give away.




ROMNEY'S MONEY HAS A PASSPORT - Where it hides in Swiss & Cayman Island tax shelters. Mitt believing in America, one foreign deposit at a time.


TAGS: mitt romney taxes swiss poster
Rating: 2.52/5

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BiteMeNow - February 22, 2014, 11:28 pm
And you're using this senile, demented, Alzheimer's infected a$$wipe as the source? You're dumber than you look...
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 8:10 am
I bet your hand is sore
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:43 am
128 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!
marms - September 5, 2012, 8:23 pm
In less than a half day after approval, this poster is #2 on the Politifake "The h** List", bumping another of my posters to #3. Thanks for the support!
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 12:12 pm
Why would his fist exec order seal his records? MARMS smackdown is going viral
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 12:11 pm
http://www.fas.org/sgp/obama/presidential.html
marms - September 5, 2012, 11:46 am
Check your facts. Ho, that's right, you guys don't fact-check. The college seals the records. And by law, can not release them. Student records are not public records for anyone, including the students.
sphart1 - September 5, 2012, 10:22 am
Only an untrustworthy lying sack og monkey crap would seal all his college records. Hmm, who could that be?
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:44 am
Harry... What did you do with ours? Anybody seen or heard about a democrat budget?


SOLUTIONS NOT EXCUSES - When I'm Elected President, I Won't Blame Obama For The Problems I Inherited. I Will FIX Them .




Liberal Cognitive Dissonance -




MITT ROMNEY QUOTE - “This is not some pie-in-the-sky kind of thing”


TAGS: mitt romney quote pie funny
Rating: 2.32/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:45 am
What a Mitthead


I CAN'T RUN ON MY RECORD ... - So I'll Keep Talking About Romney's Tax Returns ....




LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XXV -




LAUGHING HYENAS UNTIL JAN 2013 - CAN ANYONE TAKE THIS ADMINISTRATION SERIOUSLY DUMB AND DUMBER TRY TO LAUGH OFF DESTROYING THE COUNTRY IN FOUR YEARS


TAGS: obama biden romney ryan
Rating: 4.75/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:26 am
The voting public always gets the last laugh.


" MITT HAPPENS " -




"BUT I ALWAYS SAY WHAT I MEAN." - 1 - Put Y'all Back In Chains... 2 - ‘Yes We Do’ Want To ‘Raise Taxes By $1 Trillion’




THE FIVE STAGES OF "PALIN-CIDE" GRIEF - Grief Counseling available to all Americans Thanks to the Affordable Care Act


TAGS: mitt romney ryan palin grief
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marms - October 23, 2012, 7:24 am
Omama just got his a** kicked in the last debate. Whine all you want to. It is so over until 2016. Tee Hee Hee
GrouchoMarxist - October 6, 2012, 10:29 pm
And you're a moron that thinks Biden is MENSA material...


I'D RATHER VOTE FOR A MORMON - With Executive Experience Than the incompetent MORON currently OCCUPYING the White House!




YOU KNOW THAT HUGE LEAD OBAMA HAS? - Hey Romney... YOU BUILT THAT!


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romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 12:28 pm
TRANSLATION (JDolt): I am a terrible liar. My manager let me fix the deep fat fryer at McDonalds once and now I like to think of myself as a scientist when I flip those fries. Would you like to Supersize that?
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 7:40 am
Seeing as you're the owner, what was the title of the person who promoted you, exactly?
JGalt - October 1, 2012, 6:56 am
I am a scientist- Scientists can't get promoted to administrative positions in your world?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
oh wait... scratch that... factory owner, yeah, that's it...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
I thought you were a scientist...
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 9:53 pm
I've been working in contract admin for years. More regulation? Some could argue that the extra regulation was not necessary and adds cost to the process!
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 9:52 pm
But he gave them a grace period and most of them jacked up the rates from 10-11% to 19-22%. Argument fail
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:44 pm
If you want more examples Groucho, I have them. You let me know, ok?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:40 pm
H) He gave tax cuts to 3.5 million small businesses to help pay for employee health care coverage...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:39 pm
G) He signed the Health Care Reform Bill, preventing insurance companies from denying insurance because of a pre-existing condition...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:39 pm
F) He established the Credit Card Bill of Rights, preventing credit card companies from imposing arbitrary rate increases on customers...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:37 pm
E) He signed the Weapons Systems Acquisition Reform Act to stop fraud and wasteful spending in the defense procurement and contracting system...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:36 pm
D) He insisted that the stimulus package included approximately $18 billion for nondefense scientific research and development...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:35 pm
C) He signed the Christopher and Dana Reeve Paralysis Act, the first piece of comprehensive legislation aimed at improving the lives of Americans living with paralysis...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:34 pm
B) He issued an executive order to repeal Bush era restrictions on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:33 pm
A) He signed the Children's Health Insurance Reauthorization Act, which provides health care to 11 million kids -- 4 million of whom were previously uninsured...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:32 pm
Groucho, for the sake of the conversation,I'd be happy to tell you some of the things I like about Obama:
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:43 pm
Okay,fans,thats the bell ringing.Class is dismissed.I made some GOOD anti-Obama posters to show you haters how it SHOULD be done.Look for them.Take notes & do your homework.Its really not that hard Romneybots.Just take a deep conscious breath.Bye now! :-)
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
P.S.PWNed
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
FLASHBACK(Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist): Remembers the time he lost the Special Ed spelling bee. The word? S-W-A-L-L-O-W. Instead he spelled: I-A-M-A-T-E-A-B-A-G-G-E-R. He thought synonyms counted. X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:31 pm
TRANSLATION(Grouch**EABAGGEDmarxist): I'm officially pissed... ANGRILY TYPE TYPE TYPE My poor keyboard :-(
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thank God for typos... Otherwise you'd look like a complete idiot as is you're just an idiot ...
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:23 pm
Clarify. Huh? dem won't budge from giveaways? You want them to give away MORE stuff? Okay... thought that you were AGAINST hand outs? Clarify
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:22 pm
We are past that. He had a premature post moment. He thought that was my response to his questions. I was busy typing my answers. I can type fast. But I need more than 3 secs to respond to a question.HAHA
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 7:15 pm
and the dems won't budge from more giveaways, what's your point?
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 7:13 pm
in comment #39515 above, you said "Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls."
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:04 pm
Truth be told: You made one good point. Leave mom's basement for a bit. Put down the Red Bull. Walk around outside. Take a deep breath. Then come back and makes posters about THAT one good point.Might actually help your campaign. Hitler Obama posters dont
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:01 pm
So I answered your questions, Teabagger. Anything else you want to know?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:58 pm
So on the Embassy thing, you make a good point. You should tell Romney. He's completely BLOWN a real opportunity and it's too late now for him to take advantage of it. It got buried in the news cycle and by his gaffes. You should email Mitt
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:57 pm
So on the embassy one: Good point. Is this a disaster like the Carter hostage situation? No, no, no. Obama did his version of a Carter style special OP thing and actually succeeded. This is more like the mistake Bush was making when he said: Mission Accom
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:55 pm
ON the embassy: I actually agree with yo on that one. The President leads from behind. While that covert op stuff works great against folks like Gaddafi and Osama, it doesn't work well against this sort of attack. I think Obama is playing it too safe.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:54 pm
ANSWER: Can't pass anything without the consent of the house and the Repubs only want tax cuts. Tax cuts don't create jobs. They didn't stop the economic meltdown even as Bush passed BIG tax cuts.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:53 pm
Huh? You lost me on this one. Where did I use the word "annihilate" in my answer on debt? Speaking of "bright one" you spelled "annihilate" in a way that would make Forrest Gump proud.LOL It's not "aniliate."LOL No one said you were smart, Teabagger.LMAO
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:52 pm
Really now... You ever hear of the senate? Why is Harry Reid sitting on 30 bills from the house?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:51 pm
ON The unemployed: I dunno. Ask the Republicans. They control the part of govt that makes law. The President simply signs them into a law. Didn't you take constitutional law. Do they teach that in special ed?
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:50 pm
WOW... Anililating Romney in the polls? That does what for the unemployment rate? You're not a bright one.. But then.. I don't expect much from teabagged libs
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:50 pm
ON debt: I blame the debt on the GOP and Bush since they ran up a big bill for a war we essentially lost. Obama was forced to use debt to buy us time since the collapse of the market was plunging us into paralysis.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:48 pm
(for the deaf) ANSWER:Best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:47 pm
Is the 16 trillion in debt? Or the 8.3% unemployment? Perhaps it's his bend over and grab the ankles when our embassies are trashed and personnel murdered? What is you like about this loser? Kindred spirit?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:45 pm
(in case u miss it) ANSWER:Best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:44 pm
I answered you below. Twice in fact. So I take it that this wasn't meant for me but was a conversation you were having with Mittens? Wouldn't spinning knock you off your kneepads? Scratch that... don't want to know. BTW..TMI X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:41 pm
ANSWER: The best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:40 pm
Keep spinning
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:40 pm
Oh, no. I don't mind answering your question. I was just waiting for you to take your kneepads off and finish with Mitten first. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:38 pm
I guess that's a no... Just blind adoration of a complete loser.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:56 pm
P.S. PWNed.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:56 pm
How is taking off your kneepads gonna get me to answer your question? You can keep them on. X-D That's the only love Mittens is getting right now.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:54 pm
Word of advice, Teabagger: Leave comedy to the professionals. If you stay here arguing with me all day, aren't you going to miss out on a Teabagger rally/cross burning? X-D Later, Teabagger.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:52 pm
If you keep talking to yourself that way, Teabagger, people might think you're crazy. Wait a sec, they already do. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:51 pm
So sans kneepads tell what you love about babababa bamster?
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:50 pm
I'd say it was coming out of every facial orifice you have ... It what happens when you get Teabagged
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:32 pm
Nope. You just can't hear me with all bullcrap coming out of your ears. You should get that looked at, Teabagger. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:55 pm
Something in your mouth? You're mumbling
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 4:02 pm
Shouldn't talk to yourself, Teabagger. They have medication for that, you know. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:01 pm
s****** the koolaid
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:01 pm
Say what Teabagged?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:49 pm
Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist:(claims he can SEE things others can't, says)"I see dead people!" TRANSLATION: Yeah, one of them is the Romney campaign. X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hey, Teabagger, you can SEE oversampling-in-the-polls, right? *chuckle* Mind telling me who is going to win the Superbowl this year with your special ability?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:43 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA... A tabloid? Okay, I see your tabloid and I raise you a dozen reputable sources and Fox's very own Chris Wallace's who say Romney is losing in the polls.
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 3:28 pm
http://www.examiner.com/article/polls-romney-leads-obama-51-44-on-trust-to-handling-the-economy It's a poll... Keep smilin'
marms - September 20, 2012, 11:14 pm
:)
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:30 pm
100% of "Americans"??? In your freaking dreams... Try.... Lazy welfare liberals, illegals, idiots....


REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION 2012 - WITH A HURRICANE AND TORNADOES IN THE FORECAST THE ONLY THING MISSING NOW IS SOME FLYING MONKEYS




MITT ROMNEY 2012 - Romney pledges to wipe the law off the books following the 2012 elections.


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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:50 pm
Nice try at poor Propaganda...and god awful ph**oshop


STATISM - Ideas so good they have to be mandatory.


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KALKAM - October 13, 2012, 11:41 am
But..but..but the ideas are great!


WE FINALLY HAVE PROOF !!! - That President Obama Attended Columbia University


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vbattaile - September 5, 2012, 8:04 pm
He was playing golf
vbattaile - September 5, 2012, 8:04 pm
Obama's not working
Reality Lord - September 5, 2012, 7:57 pm

yup...funny....very
crankyhead - September 5, 2012, 6:51 pm
5pectacular
deerbag2 - September 5, 2012, 5:03 pm
very very funny


WHERE IS ROMNEY TAKING US?! - AND WHY ARE 99% OF US IN A HANDBASKET?!


TAGS: mitt romney ryan handbasket poster
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RonaldReagan - June 20, 2015, 3:11 pm
Funny picture


DOGS AGAINST OBAMA - In recent polls, 90% of dogs say it is better to be on the roof of Romney's car than the roof of Obama's mouth.


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RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 1:34 pm
Funny. This one is a keeper
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 11:45 pm
What color of wine goes with dog? Or does that depend on the breed?
KALKAM - October 25, 2012, 9:24 pm
Give him time and he will want food stamps to cover this...


MICHELLE OBAMA - First Lady of the Klingon Empire




STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH? - Or was it from the horse's other end? (Either way, Ann Romney's speech was horse manure.)




BLAMING ROMNEY FOR SAYING RUSSIA IS A THREAT- FORGOT ABOUT THAT, DIDN'T YOU? -




ROMNEY VS. OBAMA: SUCCESS VS. FAILURE - Nov 6, 2012: The Mormon vs. The Moron. I'll Take The Mormon Over The Moron! I'd Rather Vote for a Mormon With Executive Experience Than the Incompetent MORON currently OCCUPYING the White House!




WILLARD "M" ROMNEY - Making George "W" Bush look like a Political Genius




CONSERVATIVE GOVERNOR FROM TAXACHUSETTS -


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realogic2 - March 17, 2013, 1:35 pm
Hey don't feel bad you guys haven't had a true conservative in decades. No wonder both political parties are jokes.


LIAR, LIAR, HAIR ON FIRE ! - EVEN ROMNEY'S CAMPAIGN THEME IS "BUILT" ON AN OBVIOUS LIE 3 OF OBAMA'S WORDS DISHONESTLY TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT


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RonaldReagan - June 20, 2015, 2:56 pm
Ouch. Talk about a h** head
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 9:59 pm
Not sure if that counts as 'viral' but it's good to see that others like my work enough to spread it around. Good on you for getting the same result for your poster.
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 9:58 pm
For the record, I just submitted 'funny obama poster' on google images. #4, 8, 11, 13 were of mine here, #7, 14 was from other motifake users. All were linked to other sites instead of moti/politifake. There were much more, but I just stopped at 14 for u.
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 9:32 pm
based on a false premise. the govt infrastructure exists because of successful businesses (that pay taxes and build wealth), not the other way around. Therefore, businesses as a whole did build that! (both the businesses and the infrastructure.)
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 9:30 pm
Here is my take on that phrase: Yes, the POTUS was referring to infrastructure. Yes, he was trying to have govt grab credit for successful businesses because, in his opinion, they could not succeed without govt. Here is the problem with his position. It's
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 4:41 pm
WOW!!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 4:40 pm
Very good point.. Somebody... People who like pay taxes... Not the audience he's talking to...
Bull - September 3, 2012, 4:39 pm
"Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that." - Barack Obama
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 4:37 pm
Odd he never said roads... He said you have a business you didn't build that.. Lots of people work hard, lots of smart people... etc... Seems to me he's talking about people...
crankyhead - September 3, 2012, 4:14 pm
Government built that. Taxpayers built that. Without it, things would be very different indeed.
crankyhead - September 3, 2012, 4:12 pm
You're trying to contend that he meant people's private business. But the reality is, he was talking about the infrastructure, that enables buisnesses to succeed, and do business. The point is, he's right, you didn't build that.
crankyhead - September 3, 2012, 4:10 pm
Yes, Groucho, that's exactly what he said. He said: "You didn't build that." I'm not arguing that he didn't. What we're arguing is the context. We're trying to define what he meant, when he used the word 'that', in the phrase 'You didn't build THAT.'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 3:50 pm

The admin is very happy when posters go viral, and yours might just be. I'm just trying to save you from other commenters who will try to pick you apart because you're always talking about your "viral" posters. I meant no disrespect. I like your posters.
marms - September 3, 2012, 3:47 pm
I have seen it posted by 4 FB groups already today. And it is being shared from there. Would think "Politifake" would like to see this poster being shared over the net just a couple hours after being approved. Looks to be going viral to me
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 3:46 pm

I don't care for Obama, but I'm not going to take his words or those of anyone else out of context just to defend my position. I'll say the same thing about Ryan's Ayn Rand comment.......out of context.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 3:43 pm

Building that'...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 3:42 pm

Be outsourced to 3rd world countries to increase profit. Small business will be dead and so will self employment. This isn't the jetsons, we won't just live jobless in the lap of luxury. Maybe Obama should have said 'you shouldn't waste your time...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 3:40 pm

Everyone thinks that free enterprise is so great, and it is.....right now. Unfortunately large corporations will continue to absorb small business until one day we'll be left with a few huge companies that control all growth and jobs. Most of which will..
Bull - September 3, 2012, 3:40 pm
Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen. He was talking about the infrastructure the business sits on not the business itself.
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 3:29 pm
Are you dancing already? Obama said, "You didn't build that" Got it?
crankyhead - September 3, 2012, 3:21 pm
Should we start a forum thread posting all of Paul Ryan's favourite quotes from Satanists? But to get back on topic, do you understand the context of the Obama quote yet, or do you need further clarification? One topic at a time, right?
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 3:18 pm
http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9309&start=20
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 3:16 pm
Did you miss the thread in the forum where Obama was quoting his favorite communists.. You seem to have left it suddenly.
crankyhead - September 3, 2012, 3:11 pm
The words: "You didn't build that" are the words that republicans have taken out of context, Groucho.
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 2:47 pm
Which words were out of context?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 2:40 pm

You used "mitt" "Romney" and "poster" as tags and then searched using those words, tags are how results are ordered.
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 2:39 pm
Will you
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 2:39 pm
Will please quit using facts
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 2:37 pm

Marms, viral means that the poster is being shared all over the net. All you found was the link to politifake. I'm not trying to pick on you, I'm just trying to explain.
marms - September 3, 2012, 2:29 pm
After only 5 hours after being approved, when googling something as generic as "Funny Mitt Romney Poster", this poster is #14 out of 9,770,000 results! It almost instantly went Viral ... Woot!


WHO WILL HE BLAME NOW ?? - For The Mess He's Inherited .....




THE MITT HITS THE FAN - ROMNEY INSULTED TO DATE: Great Britain, Palestinians, Russia, China, Half of USA, The Elderly, Disabled Vets OUR INTELLIGENCE


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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:12 pm
:)
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:30 pm
LOL @ your new avatar arnnatz. Project much?
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:21 pm
Authorized by whom, exactly? Duh.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:12 pm
They were authorized the previous year and weren't dependent on the debt ceiling. Duh!
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:11 pm
The operative words in your statement being: "...which were authorized by congress..." Duh.
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:08 pm
The operative words in your statement being: "...which were authorized by congress..." Duh.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:07 pm
they go out. Now who controls the treasury department?
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:07 pm
way to stress your ignorance of american government. Congress doesn't issue the paychecks to the military or social security. Those are disbursed by the treasury department who decides what payments which were authorized by congress go out and when
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:54 pm
Not to put too fine a point on it arnnatz, but once again, a foreigner has to educate you on the workings of your own government. Obama can't make that promise, only Congress can.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:52 pm
c'mon cranky, even someone with your IQ can see it was a political statement. He could have said, you guys are wonderful, I'll make sure you get paid no matter what happens. But no...
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
... erase Romneys comments from the public record.
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
... Those guys in the trenches getting sh** at defending my freedom are a bunch of irresponsible entitlement losers who won't take responsibility for their lives? Pardon me arnnatz, but no amount or distraction or deflection is going to...
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:44 pm
You don't see the difference between saying that there "won't be enough money to pay the soldiers unless congress acts" versus...
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:42 pm
When do you turn 15?
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:38 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:38 pm
Oh, I don't pretend that you actually make intellectual arguments here. You are purely political in your arguments. So I will keep it simple for you, in the language you understand and speak...
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:36 pm
The same soldiers that Obama said he couldn't guarantee a paycheck for if congress didn't raise the debt ceiling?
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Doctors just want to amputate legs for a quick $50,000
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 6:26 pm
Don't forget, he also insulted active duty soldiers in combat zones.
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:37 pm
Beerack Barry... only drinks and plays golf and blames bush
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:28 pm
And Barry is the first anti-American president and an INSULT to American values and the Founders.


VOTING THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS - Still leaves you with evil. (Vote NO! to Romney and force the G.O.P. to pick a REAL Conservative next time!) "ANYBODY BUT MITT OR BARACK": 2012




IT'S OBAMA'S ECONOMY, STUPID - Federal deficit headed for another $1 trillion year. Obama on Track for Fourth Straight Year of Trillion-Dollar Deficit. Get rid of B.O. in 2012!




WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE ?? - The Left And The Media Remain Silent So Not To Let Obama Look Bad ..




THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS - is still evil. Vote third party for a change




ROMNEY WINS FIRST DEBATE! - Who would've guessed? (Clinton is a great gym training, but he's not the one in the ring Mr. President)




TO THE NEAREST EXIT - The 47% will show you the way out.




ROMNEY... - ...in Swahili means "foot in your mouth."


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vbattaile - September 18, 2012, 4:25 pm
Yes. libtards are that STOOOPEEEED....
PeteofSanJose - September 5, 2012, 8:50 pm
OMG, you mean Mitt is using a KKK slogan? The very same KKK started by the democrats? That KKK?
Bull - September 5, 2012, 1:44 pm
Pretty sure Seth Rogan is a Canadian, I could be wrong though and I'm too lazy to check.
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:39 am
He's a democrat?


REPUBLICANS... - ...Are just liberals with their brain and their life sucked right out of them! (FIRST SYMPTOM THAT YOU ARE BECOMING A REPUBLICAN: Arguing with furniture... and losing the argument!)




AND THEN OBAMA SAID - We have fewer bayonets!


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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 4:55 pm
He doesn't want them voting anyway....


SECOND TERM - Will it be democrat or republican Obama?




DISTRACT - When your record really sucks




GIVE 'EM THE BAYONET! - Because cold steel is more effective than apologies




MITT OBAMNEY 2012 - Obamacare, Romneycare. Same circus, different clowns.




4 THINGS THE DEMOCRATS WON'T TALK ABOUT AT THE DNC - 1.The National Debt 2.The Real Unemployment Rate 3.Gas Prices 4. More than one third of Americans are on Government Assistance.


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JGalt - September 4, 2012, 9:53 pm
because class warfare and hate speech is just soo much easier when you have no record to stand on!!!!


MITT PUTS THE WONK IN WONKA - The everlasting jobstopper!




VOTE ROMNEY - Would you like mayo with that?




YOU'RE FULL OF 'MITT ', ROMNEY ! - This November, we'll be up to our ears in bullmitt.




DID YOU SKIP SCIENCE CLASSES MITT? - And did you not listen to the Airline Stewardess the 100's of times they explained to you in detail the reasons for the emergency oxygen masks at high altitudes?


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HRoark - September 28, 2012, 4:55 pm
We exist in spite of government
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 7:23 pm
We don't exist because of government.
HRoark - September 27, 2012, 12:50 pm
Teachers, roads, bridges, & internet, all built with public money. Public money = taken private money. Govt does nothing to make money.
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:38 pm
Which of the 57 sates is d**** in chief visiting? He failed geography?
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:37 pm
You have a business... You didn't build that... Spin spin spin spin spin
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:35 pm
You want to know who else wants to roll down the windows when they're on an airplane at 30,00 feet? 4 year olds.
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:34 pm
Oh, he was joking was he? Judge for yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ws_s38QmxM&feature=player_embedded
marms - September 25, 2012, 1:43 pm
Obama was talking about Teachers, Roads, Bridges & Internet when he said "If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that" Then Mitt builds his campaign & convention on Obama's words intentionally taken out of context. Mitt should watch what he says.
freasy - September 25, 2012, 12:46 pm
The Los Angeles Times story that relayed Romney's airplane remark to the world was based off a pool report written by the New York Times's Ashley Parker. When we asked. "Romney was joking," she e-mailed. it was self-evident that he was. "The pool report p


MITT ROMNEY 2012 - Otherwise known as "Obama-Lite" Just say no to Rino's in 2012!!!!!




WILLARD M ROMNEY - “Corporations are people, my friend” “I’m not concerned about the very poor” "My job is to not worry about those people"




LOOK FAMILIAR ? - It's a trap!!!




HMMM ..... - What Are They Afraid Of ???




THEY HAVE WEIRD PRIORITES - Protecting An Imaginary Character Over A Real American


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arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 5:52 pm
hahahaha, I didn't know that, but it's perfect!
thatmfguy - October 14, 2012, 5:50 pm
Speaking of "kos"...guess what it means in persian? ;)
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 4:25 pm
The difference between breitbart and daily kos is that breitbart shows proof. KOS kids only get talking points. That's why you libs are always big fat fails! hahahahahahaha
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 3:59 pm
"KOS Kid" That's a funny one coming from a "BREIT Brat". =)
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 3:08 pm
But, I know, I know, it's so much easier to be a KOS Kid and just get your talking points from them.
vbattaile - October 14, 2012, 3:04 pm
Muslim Brotherhood and Al-Qaeda are stronger than ever.... Thanks to Bummer
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 3:03 pm
If you read the whole column that romney wrote instead of the book-a-minute condensed version, you will understand more about what he said concerning bin laden.
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 2:49 pm
The liberal spin is just hilarious. Romney wanted a managed bankruptcy without a bailout. What did they get? A managed bankruptcy with a bailout. Go figure
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:27 pm
Oh my... Romney isn't president either... But then According to Biden.. Al Queda isn't our enemy... Suck more koolaid mr FAIL?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:25 pm
Of course I've heard of chapter 11 Groucho. You ever heard of hunting down Al Queda? Because Romney hasn't.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
You ever hear of Chapter 11 Mr Fail?
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:23 pm
Wow... I never saw somebody suck the koolaid like you just did...
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:22 pm
You also prefer dead industries, to dead terrorists as well. Again, this is good for you politically. We know.
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:21 pm
We know, Groucho, We know. You prefer dead ambassadors to dead terrorists. It's good for you, politically. I know.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:18 pm
No word on dead ambassadors? Color me surprised Mr. FAil
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:17 pm
Say cranky pants.. You ever hear of Chapter 11?
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:16 pm
WOT is over... Did you miss the memo... Still have your head firming implanted where the sun doesn't shine?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:11 pm
You ever heard about hunting down terrorists Groucho? I guess you're soft on that too? Have another cup full of FAIL yourself, Bibsy.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:09 pm
Have you ever heard of Chapter 11... Have another cup of fail loser.. No prob with Dead Ambassadors?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:04 pm
And Romney wanted to kill General Motors, and NOT go after Bin Laden. Yet here you are, worrying about who's got the wrong priorities. Go figure.


OBAMA'S ’1-PERCENTER’ FUNDRAISER - Nothing says concern for the 99% like a floor-to-ceiling tower of $800 gold champagne bottles


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starryeyedguy - September 20, 2012, 7:36 pm
It's a permanent fixture at Jay Z's club and he and Beyonce threw the event.
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 5:27 pm
Democrats: spreading misery equally since 1930s
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 5:27 pm
Socialism = poverty for the masses, riches for the ruling elite. f*** SOCIALISM.


EDUCATING KIDS INTO DEBT - We Don't Need PBS ... LOL




SEPARATED AT BIRTH? - Or maybe they're the exact same guy.




THE ONE PERCENT - I make a fortune in merchandise sales, but still take government money. I AM THE 1%!


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KALKAM - October 10, 2012, 12:12 am
that's because they pay their tax in the form of letters on Sesame Street. That's how they can bring you the letter "O" today...they took it from you.
thatmfguy - October 9, 2012, 6:25 pm
d***...text got cut off. Hate when that happens.


BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN? - Still a better love story than Twilight.


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crankyhead - October 21, 2012, 3:24 pm
So says Groucho, one of the morons addicted to vbattalie's rhetoric.
GrouchoMarxist - October 21, 2012, 3:10 pm
It doesn't take much to entertain you morons does it...
crankyhead - October 21, 2012, 2:18 pm
LOL! Very funny. 5L
deerbag2 - October 21, 2012, 1:47 pm
{laughing}


OBAMA "AMERICANS NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE !!" - Guess it's time to Tax the approximately 50% of American's who don't pay taxes now.




AYN RAND - Wouldn't approve of someone who voted for TARP, Iraq,Permanent Patriot Act, and unemployment extensions




ROMNEY HOOD - Steals from the poor to give to the rich.




WHEN THE HURRICANE HITS - Will The President Advise Help To STAND DOWN .....




CHANGE - Has Come To AMERICA




IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE R & R - Romney / Ryan 2012. Trusted to Deliver Excellence to America




ENVY - He's handsome, wealthy, successful, a family man. It's not difficult to understand why liberals hate Mitt Romney so much.




YOUR VOTE- THE BEST HAND-HELD WEAPON SYSTEM THAT AMERICANS HAVE TO OVERTHROW BIG GOVERNMENT -




ROMNEY & RYAN - THE RICHEST TICKET IN U.S. HISTORY




MITT ROMNEY - Gettin' those jaw muscles ready for the 2012 campaign season.




MITT ROMNEY - CALLED NEARLY HALF OF AMERICANS "VICTIMS" "MY JOB IS TO NOT WORRY ABOUT THESE PEOPLE"




"GAFFEMAN AND RYBIN" - Quick Rybin! ... To the Gaffemoble! Your Smoke & Mirrors Budget Plan Is Not Working!




RYANCARE VOUCHER PROGRAM - SORRY AMERICAN SENIOR CITIZENS MORE MAJOR TAX BREAKS FOR THE RICH ARE NEEDED




REPUBLICANTS - Running their country? More like running it into the ground.




THE SMIRK HEARD AROUND THE WORLD - Romney, "Normally when I exploit the deaths of Americans for political gain, I like to smirk about it afterwards. Didn't think it would backfire, though." INTRODUCING ROMNEY'S LEHMAN MOMENT!




MUCH NEEDED R & R FROM CHANGE - It is time to Recover from the Change.. It is time for TRUE Leadership! Vote Romney/Ryan on 11-6-2012




70% OF MILITARY PERSONNEL EXPECTED TO VOTE FOR MITT - I guess when your laying your life on the line for your country You know who better to vote for Maybe leftists should serve in the military


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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:30 pm
why did nobody stand up when all of the military votes were "lost"?
ihadone - September 5, 2012, 2:51 pm
70 percent says a lot and you make up the 30 percent. Thanks for your service! Leftist have taken the democrat party over.
starryeyedguy - September 5, 2012, 10:35 am
I'm a liberal and I served 7 years in the military which was during Desert Storm - and I voted for Clinton! Not all military are blind conservatives.


ROMNEY - Vote for a REAL American




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